north poland

my students have been working a christmas month all december, and last week they took a quiz on what they'd learned. even though giving quizzes means i have to grade 800+ papers, answers like these make the agony bearable.

where does santa claus live?

• everywhere in the world
  
  
• honland
  
  
• snowtown
  
  
• my home at christmas day
  
  
• santa claus live in my dream
  
  
• santa claus live to london
  
  
• he live does english
  
  
• wonderful city (i thing that) ^o^ 55+
  
  
• newzeland, swizzland, finland
  
  
• yes
  
  
• on the sky
  
  
• one student made a very beautiful drawing of a house with an arrow pointing to a brick chimney
  
  
• green land
  
  
• sky
  
  
• harth wored
  
  
• santa claus live in bangkok
  
  
• north poland
  
  
• santa claus is funny
  
  

what will happen if you are naughty? (answer with a complete sentence using "if" with "will" or "won't.")

• if i am naughty, santa claus won't love me (this answer got a point, because it's really really true.)
  
  
• if you are naughty, i will happen. (words from a baby from the future?)
  
  
• if i'm naughty, i will love everything on the world.
  
  
• if i funny marry christmas, you will has lots of presents. (maybe if i just write a lot of words about christmas, teacher nicki will give me points.)
  
  
• if me kick my friends. i will naughty kids?!!
  
  

for my stupid class, instead of giving a written test, i just said five christmas-related sentences and had them copy down what they heard.

•            "chirtmus is mind fever."

•            "christmas is my family."

◦            (christmas is my favorite.)

•            "cantacos com ternie."

◦            (santa claus comes tonight)

teacher nicki sucks.