29.12.09

it's like an 8-year-old wearing her dad's shirt



this shirt is laughably hideous. the thai teachers think we're way huger than we are. this is one of the worst fitting shirts i've ever owned. and it's hot pink, just to highlight its ugliness.

awesome.

28.12.09

north poland

my students have been working a christmas month all december, and last week they took a quiz on what they'd learned. even though giving quizzes means i have to grade 800+ papers, answers like these make the agony bearable.

where does santa claus live?

  • everywhere in the world

  • honland

  • snowtown

  • my home at christmas day

  • santa claus live in my dream

  • santa claus live to london

  • he live does english

  • wonderful city (i thing that) ^o^ 55+

  • newzeland, swizzland, finland

  • yes

  • on the sky

  • one student made a very beautiful drawing of a house with an arrow pointing to a brick chimney

  • green land

  • sky

  • harth wored

  • santa claus live in bangkok

  • north poland

  • santa claus is funny

what will happen if you are naughty? (answer with a complete sentence using "if" with "will" or "won't.")

  • if i am naughty, santa claus won't love me (this answer got a point, because it's really really true.)

  • if you are naughty, i will happen. (words from a baby from the future?)

  • if i'm naughty, i will love everything on the world.

  • if i funny marry christmas, you will has lots of presents. (maybe if i just write a lot of words about christmas, teacher nicki will give me points.)

  • if me kick my friends. i will naughty kids?!!



for my stupid class, instead of giving a written test, i just said five christmas-related sentences and had them copy down what they heard.

•            "chirtmus is mind fever."

•            "christmas is my family."

◦            (christmas is my favorite.)

•            "cantacos com ternie."

◦            (santa claus comes tonight)



teacher nicki sucks.